This is cute because it’s probably the first time she’s seen/had her hair completely dry and it’s all soft and full of volume (o:
How the hell is her hair soft after living in salt water for all her life
shhh. mermaid physics.
you haven’t replied in three minutes what did i do why do you hate me
Socially awkward penguin in action.
It just swims away in abject horror. SHIT SHIT SHIT I FUCKED IT UP SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING
Yayay when? :) yes I’m sure we can x
I miss you too!
some cats are different.
this is still fucking hilarious, you stupid woman.
Shit just got real.
Things that we might be doing on your date... or our date...